GROSS!!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! Not only is this book really rotten, there's BARF included!!! This book is The Big Blueberry Barf Off! by R.L. Stine, the first book in the Rotten School series. Rotten School is a DIS-GUSTING boarding school run by duck-like Headmaster Upchuck. Bernie Bridges (the main character and narrator), Chipmunk (an INCREDIBLY shy kid), Belzer (Bernie's assistant), Feenman and Crench (Bernie's best friends), Sherman (Bernie's archenemy, also the richest kid at Rotten School), Beast (his name says it all), Jennifer Ecch (she loves Bernie), April-May June (Bernie's "girlfriend-to-be"), and Wes Upwood (the coolest kid around) are all kids in the school. So when Sherman shows everyone his awesome watch, Bernie decides he'll do ANYTHING to get it.

If YOU get grossed out, DON'T BLAME IT ON ME!!! When I read it, I was GROSSED-OUT (Actually, I thought it was pretty funny.)!!! The moral of this story? Don't buy rope t-shirts!!! Now, some of you may be wondering, "what do rope t-shirts have to do with barf?" Well you'll find out if you read this book. = ) WARNING: don't read this book before lunch!!!